Spam Saga – Ch.2 A Christmas Story: Lee & Larry Learn the TRUE Meaning of Christmas and How to Make Millions with JUST a Click of a Button!

It’s a Christmas Special… in August?

Forward:  Click here to read chapter one. This series is based on a conversation I had regarding spam comments. Rather than delete them like a sane person, I read them and turn them into weird(er) stories. Today’s chapter is inspired by these bizarre “Lee and Larry” comments I receive. They are always about God and the proper way to worship. The views and ideas expressed in these are not necessarily my own.

Previously in Spam Saga…

I sent my bank account information to a Saudi-Arabian Prince so I could claim my fortune. While I waited for the paperwork to process, he began to tell me the 100% true story about a God-fearing American family that was completely and utterly average in every way. Unfortunately, there was a problem with the paperwork so I’ve since had to send him my SSID. While we wait for that mess to get sorted out, he offered up a story about the family we had heard little about in the previous chapter.

I gladly accepted his generous offer.

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Spam Saga – Ch.1 The Adventures Begin: Inspired by a Conversation I had with Apprentice Mages Lounge; a Totally “Legit” Story of UNBELIEVABLE Proportions!!!

Our Story Begins Like Any Other…

Forward:  Derek (Apprentice Mages Lounge) and I were talking on Twitter awhile back about spam comments when I had the idea to share some of the weirder/funnier ones as tweets. Well forget that idea! Writing a story from them seems way better. Everything written is based off of spam comments. In some cases, I’ll even directly quote them. The views expressed in this are not necessarily my own, and again, it’s based off of real spam comments that I receive. Not sure how long this will last but I’ll do this as long as I keep getting spam and have ideas for it.

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