It’s a Christmas Special… in August?
Forward: Click here to read chapter one. This series is based on a conversation I had regarding spam comments. Rather than delete them like a sane person, I read them and turn them into weird(er) stories. Today’s chapter is inspired by these bizarre “Lee and Larry” comments I receive. They are always about God and the proper way to worship. The views and ideas expressed in these are not necessarily my own.
Previously in Spam Saga…
I sent my bank account information to a Saudi-Arabian Prince so I could claim my fortune. While I waited for the paperwork to process, he began to tell me the 100% true story about a God-fearing American family that was completely and utterly average in every way. Unfortunately, there was a problem with the paperwork so I’ve since had to send him my SSID. While we wait for that mess to get sorted out, he offered up a story about the family we had heard little about in the previous chapter.
I gladly accepted his generous offer.