Ponyo Goes to Luna Nova
It seriously felt like that. Mary and the Witch’s Flower is a film that I happened to be fortunate enough to go see in the theatre. The film itself is pretty good, there was some magic and whimsy there with the typical Ghibli feeling that one might expect from a studio that is an offshoot of said famed studio. That being said, I have a horror tale to tell like no other about the actual theater itself…
I guess I should actually talk about the movie at least a little bit. Mary is a young girl living in the European countryside with some relatives. She’s not very good at anything and typically causes trouble without meaning to. It’s boring for Mary. One day she meets a boy named Peter and his cats. By chance, she discovers a rare flower that gives her the power of a witch.
Mary ends up going on, what first appears to be, a fun adventure. She meets a colorful cast of characters and is asked to studio at a secret prestigious magic school. Unfortunately for Mary, she soon discovers a terrible plot that the school has been hiding.
That’s pretty much the story right there without spoiling anything. In the end you get a nice story about accepting who you are with some magical flare. It was an excellent children’s film and one that was pretty good from a more adult perspective. There were a few times where I felt a bit bored while watching, but that was likely do to the actual theatre experience (and my lack of sleep from the night before) than anything else.
Speaking of, this was the single worst experience I’ve ever had at the movies.
Remember when I saw Oridinal Scale? I saw Mary and the Witch’s Flower at the same place. Things started well enough, there were actual staff members this time! They were even pleasant. Nobody was openly mocking people for seeing some stupid cartoon movie like that time. However, this was all but an illusion.
Like any sane people, we arrived about 10-20 minutes early to our 7pm showing of the film. We had come from dinner so this allowed everybody a moment to use the restroom and find good seating before the inevitable crowd of people showed up to this medium sized theatre. Good call too, there were a lot of people who decided to come out and see this.
When we got to our seats we soon discovered that the projector was broken. Not only that, apparently the commercials weren’t working any how. The system the use to show the films totally broke in this one room. They got it fixed at five minutes to the film’s start time. For whatever reason, they showed us a full thirty minutes of commercials anyway.
Nobody had told us, or apologized for the inconvenience, but they had bumped up the start time to 7:30pm due to the technical difficulties from before. At this point people are getting kind of irritated. Then they have the audacity to have us sit for 30 minutes in near silence with the same four or so character cards for Mary and the Witch’s Flower cycling with occasional interruptions from some prerecording that the movie was just about to start, “so please silence your cellphones.” That message played four times before the film actually started.
By this point everybody is yelling at the staff, demanding refunds, etc… I’m booing and pretty mad myself. The movie didn’t actually start until 8pm. Want to know how the theatre responded to this, after there was almost a full blown riot? They just told us to go home if we were unhappy and that no refunds would be issued. An absolutely terrible experience.
That being said, the movie was good. Everybody was pretty peeved that the cast interviews and such were at the end of the film (nobody stuck around for that by the way, not after the torturous amount of waiting. If this hadn’t been a special showing, I would have left long before the film started and very vocally demanded a full refund.
Sorry this turned into a story about the film experience itself more than an actual review of the film, but that was pretty eventful. Like I said, the film was good and watching it (once it got going) was pleasant. If you enjoy Ghibli films or films similar, this is sure to land for you.
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